In which the bacon-loving goddess disses water

So part of being healthy is drink a crap ton of water.  Filtering out all of those chemicals and such.  I'm gonna be honest here-water sucks.  It has no taste. You'd think that being we HAVE to have it to survive, it could at least taste decent.  Yes, you can jazz it up with Crystal Light, lemon, what-have-you, but let's face it people, water is the red-headed step-child of liquids.  Oh how I miss that sweet Diet Dew taste....down to one a day now.  Let's see how long that lasts.....